I wish I could experience going to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier for the first time all over again.
and now you can! all you have to do is become an agent of hydra and they’ll wipe your memory for free!
Bah! Hydra’s offer isn’t as good as S.H.I.E.L.D.’s. Their all-inclusive resurrection package includes a free trip to Tahiti (it’s a magical place.)
AND THE AGENTS OF SHIELD FANDOM HIJACKS A POST
so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
today i decided to go into a private space and take a picture of someone’s genitals without their permission and i got caught what a shame wow lol i’m so quirky and embarrassed